What happens in The Simpsons where Homer gets the crayon removed from in his brain?

he turns ridiculously intelligent which causes him and lisa to get along, but then he gets to smart for his friends and ruins things for everyone and becomes unpopular so he gets the crayon put back in

Im rescuing a puppy its either gonna be a boy or a girl i have no idea what to name it?

Zoey is my mom's dog name and Bella is my grandma's name & my old horse was named Shadow lol I like the Star for a girl and Storm for a boy!

Donating to ASPCA animal rescue?

I was thinking about joining and donating $18.00 a month to the ASPCA animal rescue. I just wanted to know if there we're any downfalls or catches before I join. Thanks!

Help with xp antivirus 2012?

I got that rouge security software from somewhere and when I go on safe mode with networking, it even stoppes me from getting on the internet from there, How can I remove it, I reciently downloaded a copy of malwarebytes but it will not run. Plus my copy of Kapersky Rescue Disk 10 has corrupted files. Can anyone help? Plus you don't have to answer this but can I sue this company?

If i stole the cookies from the forbidden cookie jar...would you snitch?

Haha No I always do that lol =P So Y on earth would i tell on you!? (Jk i don't even have a cookie jar, but i still wouldn't tell on u )

What should I do about my cats?

I agree with the other person if you were to get then neutered they would settle down a lot. When they start using the bathroom in other places besides the litter box they are marking there territory. That is what boy cats do unless neutered.

When we as God's children sinned, shouldn't we admit God saw our peril, and provided the most precious thing?

He had to offer to rescue us? His Son. How can we look on the incredible love of His sacrifice, and not be moved to give God our love and our best in return?

Homeric Simile in The Odyssey? 10 points to most detailed and helpful answer?

Epic or Homeric similes are an elaborate comparison between two unlike objects using like or as. The Odyssey is an epic poem and epic similes in The Odyssey abound. Following are examples of epic similes in The Odyssey.

(Repost Of Martyred Question) Evolution is revisionist history?

ever play telephone? stories get retold over 250,000 years and change, and sometimes lost due to death and disbelief. What is amzing is that ANY stories from before writing survived at all, but look at the ones in the bible and torah, stories passed down by word of mouth for generations until someone thought to write them down even thopugh they were changed beyond what was factual

Why hasn't kobe bryant ever shot above 50% in the reg season?

Because he's called on to take a lot of tough jump shots instead of getting a lot of high % lay ups and dunks all the time.

If Greece can do Austerity why can't Obama?

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What to do with the bird i found?

i found a baby robin in my back yard. It's to late to put back in the nest and i can't get it to a wild life rescue. how should i care fir it in the mean time and make sure its ok?

Since there is going to be a Hangover III...?

No to be rude, but The Hangover 2 should have been about women in that same situation. The Bridesmaids should have been rewritten to be The Hangover 2; the set-up is there, easy homerun.

Attractive guy is now wondering about his sexuality, would anyone care to help?

Hi bisexuality is exist and you're not the only one, there are alot of you in justusboys forum. Try to make friend over there and discover yourself. Good luck

What happens when someone with a chemical imbalance comes off their medication?

I've been on anti-depressants (Effexor a.k.a Venlafaxine) for well over a year now. When I was taking them regularly I was so many times happier than without them, but I could never really attest whether it was attributable to the tablets, or whether my life was better once I left university. For the past month, I've been cutting down my dosage from 150mg > 75mg > 75mg every 2 days > whenever I feel I need a tablet. My aunt said to me tonight that she's worried about me and that I have been more angry, depressed, unhappy, paranoid etc but we can't tell whether its the absence of medication or just life. Recently, I've been going through a lot... I'm struggling financially, the government is trying to take my support away, I've fallen out with a group of people who hate me now, I'm really lonely etc. So I'm wondering, does a chemical imbalance ever get corrected through anti-depressants or will it still be there once you stop taking them, like one person jumping off from one end of a see-saw? Thank You, M

Ideas on cause of swollen sheath in stud colt? I have a yearling stud colt that developed a swollen sheath...?

I rescued a yearling stud colt, well I BOUGHT him and his same-aged pasture-mate, two days ago. They are both very underfed, but very good natured. I let them settle for a day, then wormed them with Equimectrin, and they both have passed massive amounts of round worms. Today when I went out, I noticed the smaller of the two's sheath is very swollen. Not sure if all of these factors, or the stress of having a NORMAL life plays a part in this... just want some insight or ideas. I'm calling the vet regardless.

What activity would my GSD be good at? Any suggestions?

I have a 16 month old, small (55 lb), female rescue GSD. She has a lot of energy, more than that could be solved with a daily walk. I really want to do some type of activity/competition with her. We are looking at agility because she is super fast, nimble, agile, and can jump very high! She is very smart and can learn to do almost anything. She has pretty much no fear! She also has a high prey drive, and is very workable. I want this activity to tire her out because of all her energy. Is agility a good choice? Seems like a lot of work but is it worth it? She currently is at training classes so she is fairly well trained, not so sure she could be an obedience or rally dog, needs really fast pace. Oh she also loves water! What are some things she might be able to do?

Would the majority of straight guys agree with this?

one of my gay associates asked a straight guy why he was straight. The straight guy replied that guys are a**holes. Would many straight guys attest to this, and what do gay guys think about this??

Ideas for raising money for pet rescue?

I own and operate my own pet rescue, for about 6 months now and everything for these animals comes straight out of my pocket. I have a petfinder account http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/MI809.html and everything. I am searching for some ideas to do to help boost donations. I bake cookies and set up at different places to sell pop, cookies and potted plants are their any other ideas I might be missing that's not to juvenile like a car wash, lol! A silent auction and garage sale are like out of the question too because I donate stuff and don't hold on to things to have a big enough garage sale.

New Funny Xbox Gamertag? Read description.?

Im going to change my gamertag in the next couple of days and i want something memorable for others. But i cant think of anything. I would like it to include something to do with Simp or Simpson as that is my last name (no the Simpson's joke ie homer simpson). Please help

My sister's dog isn't getting better, please help?

Those are odd and kind of uncommon symptoms. Get a second opinion from a vet that actually practices medicine.

Is there any one in Nampa Idaho that can help me with finding a place that can rescue cats?

I found some stray kitty's on my property and would like to find a place for them to go.I have checked a few places but I don't want to kill them.Thank you for helping.

What's so special about the miracles of Jesus?

Jesus did what was right all the time, he was true to his message, he was honest and upright. Also, he spoke wisely and gave guidance to people who where troubled. He addresses major issues of life and he brings hope to rational people.

Am I being REALISTIC about this?

Print Journalism IS dying. Another 5-10 years and it will be almost non-existent. That means there are very few jobs available in the future and you will need to get into a top grad school. With not much to go on except your GPA and your SAT score, getting into one of those will probably not be realistic. Your SAT is kind of low, and if you couldn't score higher than 1700 then you won't get the GRE score you will need, and your GPA is not stellar. Merely average for those applying to grad school, if that even.

HELP!!! N64 players, Perfect Dark videogame questions?

I'm playing with my sis "perfect dark", so you know it's co-op, we're in level "area 51 -rescue" and we're already aware that the co-op version is different from the one player version. We can't get past the changing clothes thing. When we change our clothes only my sister can go in (which I'm ok with that) but someone is supposed to wait on her at the end of the room but no one is. We've tried this in thousands of different ways but still can't pass this level! help please! anybody?

Do you know that Moslems killed more Americans than any other enemy since the Vietnam war.?

When your CIA goes around assassinating rulers and staging coups you create resentment. Then that resentment turns into violence. But as far as these statistics go, they're nothing compared to the death and destruction committed by the US government and its military upon Muslims in their own lands.

Help everybody is at a loss!?

Since you already hired a trainer and they haven't been able to find a cause, I think the next step should be a trip to the vet.

Hi i would like to reduse my hip weight give me some tips?

Hi Frnds im 23 years old im working in a call center ... with in 6 mnths i have put weight . I dont have time to do exercise because morning i start 6.00am from homer i reach 8.30pm. can u sugest me some tips so that i reduse my weight and hip size..

My neighbors constantly complain to the landlord and he wanted to evict us...?

First off, we have section 8, and live in nj. Our neighbors in seperate households that are owned, gang up on us and stick together and are very mean to everyone that rents this home. They recently complained because we rescued a lot of dogs and we recently had this dog we got rid of cause we couldn't handle her, then they complained to the landlord, the landlord came here yelling at us and then he told us he didn't wanna hear our side of the story. We're moving in the fall when our lease is over. But we cannot get a new dog til then because everyone would complain. The landlord sent us a nasty notice saying he'd evict us and that he spoke to section 8, I'm sure we have rights this is ridiculous.

How come none of these runs were earned?

Fozzy is mostly right, however, the fact that Smoak committed and error and then there was a double play means that the inning should have been over. Therefore anything that happens after that is an unearned run because of the extended inning. While it seems that they earned those subsequent runs (and for all intents and purposes, they did earn them) in the rule book it states that they must be counted as UNearned runs.

What about the Yankees bringing back Melky Cabrera?

He had been a clutch hitter for them and he is perfect for what this Yankees team needs a solid situational hitter. Even though Swisher has been hitting better lately, Cabrera has been better ad more consistent than Swisher. In fact Cabrera is on pace for 20 homers and 93 RBIS. They can platoon Swisher and have him face lefties while Cabrera faces right handers.

Where is Washington State Administrator's Office?

I need to get GPA (General Power of Attorney ) document to be attested from state Administrator.I live in Washington State,USA. .Once after getting the GPA document signed from Washington State Administrator,I need to send to India.Can someone tell me where can I find State Administrator in Washington

Still trying to cope with a trauma that occured thirty years ago (and bring my family back together)?

In 1981, my eight-year-old brother Andrew was kidnapped by a family acquaintance and held hostage for three weeks. During this time, he was routinely beaten and sexually abused by his captor. He was also burned with boiling water and forced to listen while his captor made crank calls to our family pretending to be the police, telling us that Andrew had been found. He was rescued after three weeks. It had taken that long to track him down because his captor had them moving around all the time. It's strange to me how a period of time as short as three weeks could destroy so many lives, and leave so many still broken after thirty years. Andrew's body recovered from the trauma, but his mind never healed. The Andrew that came back to us was not the Andrew we had previously known. Before the trauma, Andrew was very social and outgoing. We were only two years apart and always very close. I never had any other brothers or sisters. He was a sweet little boy with a good sense of humor, and, being an older sister, I teased him constantly. Not meanly, but in a playful way. He is the most ticklish person to ever walk planet Earth, and as a little kid he loved it when I tickled his feet. We wrestled and play-fought and just enjoyed being with each other. When he came back, everything changed. Andrew had always been close to me and my parents also, but after he came back he acted like he couldn't even stand the sight of us. I could never understand that. I thought he should be happy to be back with us, people who loved him. He told me when he was older that I was a stranger to him and that there was a gulf separating him from everyone else. He was resentful that other people hadn't been where he had been. When he first came back and started beng like that, I tried so hard to bring him back. I tickle-attacked him like I used to and even though he squirmed and laughed just the same, he didn't enjoy it at all. He wouldn't wrestle either, and didn't seem to want to be around me at all. He did well in school and never had issues with drugs and alcohol, he's been successful in life and has a wife and kids, but for the past thirty years you can tell that something in him is just gone. Something inside him died all those years ago and, despite this, I still hope so hard that I can bring him back. I still see him and our children play together, but that confidence is gone. He underwent counseling as a child and teen but it didn't help him and he doesn't see anyone anymore. I encourage him to see someone about his depression and the pain he still feels but he says it wouldn't make any difference. I'm sorry this post is so long but I just don't know what to do to help him. He's physically healthy and financially stable, but I want to be close to him again and my parents want the same. Is there anything I can do to bring him back, to make us all just a little closer?

I have a cat litter box question?

I help with a rescue and have 6 cats currently (All spayed and neutored). All the cats have some kind of special needs. I love every one of them dearly they are my four-legged kids LOL. Here is the question what automatic litter box would you say is best for this many cats and depending on what the needs are can have two or three more so let me know please. The six cats will never be able to be adopted so I will keep them unless a proper home is found and where I live that is very slim it would ever happen. The chance of me giving these animals up are slim to nil though because I have had all six of them over a year. LOL Thank you ahead of time for answering this, I appreciate it very much. A side note I have a huge house plus the cats have their own room to play and romp around. They have 4 or 5 huge cat trees so FYI these cats are taking very very very good care of. DO NOT BASH YOU WILL BE DELETED!!!!!! TY and God Bless

Which novel in this list should I read for summer?

"Emma" by Jane Austen is a great read! Well, honestly, any Jane Austen book is a great read. If you've ever seen the movie Clueless, you'll love reading Emma and noticing all of the little similarities between the two. I believe that Clueless is actually loosely based on Emma, as a matter of fact. Read it, love it, then give Pride and Prejudice a go!

Do you think Christianity is deterring the white race from towering above all other races?

It's science which enables asians and some white cultures from advancing. This is a long standing fact attested since some of humanity's past civilizations, and in too many instances religion runs directly contrary to science, turning any chance at advancement to nil. The white race is notoriously known as being linked with Christian brainwashing, and the white race frequently partakes in technological races against other ethnicities, so is Christianity the only thing keeping whites from winning these scientific marathons and ruling the world?

Greatest single in baseball history?

Everyone's always ranking homers but they forget about the other hits, which makes me wonder... What were the greatest singles, and why?

What is the exact meaning of the Latin name "Numitor"?

Yes, I'm aware that Numitor was the king of Alba Longa in Roman mythology, favored by his father Procas, dethroned by his brother Amulius and rescued by Romulus and Remus, his grandsons by his daughter Rhea Silvia. I know the myth more or less, but while we're still on the subject, what's the meaning of these last three names?

How to persuade your parents to get you a dog ?

I am a 15 year old boy from Ireland . I have had 2 dogs so far and both didn't really go to well. 1 was a rescue dog which was eggressive and the other was a beagle which needed more space then we could give it . i want to get a boxer dog within the next 2 months but dont know how to persuade my mam and dad into buying 1 for me > any advice ?

Why does Skip Bayless have a job in sports?

I think the man is an idiot. He hates on the best player in the game right now in LeBron James, is a huge Kobe homer, and makes the stupidest comments to try and prove a point. Did anyone hear him comparing LeBron's 2007 Eastern Conference Finals which he won comparison to Melo's performance in the 2011 First Round which he lost.

Can anyone with a Thinkpad T420 (the 14" model) attest to the ease of use for someone with large hands?

Does the Thinkpad T420 (March 2011) have the same keyboard as the 15 inch model? If it does, I assume I'd have no problems using it. I'd like a laptop that is portable as possible, but I have a set of what one may call "frankenstein" hands. They aren't green, but smaller laptops often pose a problem when I want to type. I can't really use netbooks at all. I'm ordering from a site that doesn't provide many photos, and the photos that are available make it difficult to determine the actual size of the thing. Thanks in advance!

I need a unique name for an puppy I just rescued....?

The vet told me he is a lethal white aussie. He is visually impaired and deaf. He has blue eyes and is mostly white with grey on his back. Anyone have any UNIQUE and FUNNY names for him?

Which would be a better buy, Toyota 4Runner or Honda Pilot?

I'm getting ready to buy a new car, but can't decide. I have an 04 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo, but it's time to move up. I like both the Pilot and the 4Runner, but I can't decide. I even like the new Highlander, but I do own 5 dogs and participate in dog rescue so I need a vehicle that can handle at least one large/medium crate. Any answer would be appreciated.

Why does my mindset keep changing?

Thats how the mind is young one... it ponders back and forth trying to find a solution... since your analytical by nature I assume that you are, that your mind is trying to come to a rational solution... but the emotional bias/resentment that dwells within you is paralyzing your logical side... my advice to you... meditate if you have a hard time trying to cope with your current situation... let your mind relax... once you got the discipline to have a peace of mind and let your logic come naturally... then if your lucky... your will power will increase... your senses heightened... logic comes clearer... intuition perhaps will grow stronger within you... good luck young one... be whole with one's self is the key...

Certificates Attestation?

Hi friends, i worked in muscat until April 2011 and searching for a better job in Dubai. I just want to know about the certificates attestation. What all are the certificates i have to get attested. Either directly i can do or through Agency? If you have any Agency contact no, pls provide me. I need the full procedure to get this certificate attestation. Pls help me, thanks in advance.

Brittany, Rotti, or Great Dane?

Great Danes are amazing! They don't have long lives, but are wonderful. They love to lounge on the couch, easy to groom. Perfect dog in my opinion.

Activating EA games Without internet (Legitimately)?

I don't think that you can do it without the internet. What you can do is use your cellphone as a modem and go on the net and activate the games.

How come I cannot find Red Bull Cola in my area?

That area is Homer Glen, IL (USA) but last night at 12:00AM in the morning I drove to speedway but it wasn't there? I was expecting it to be there. I'm really interested in trying it. There are these stores by me. Jewel, Jewel Gas Station, Speedway, Walmart, Target. Well that's all of them really close to mai house. Thanks a lot if you can help :)

Should I switch to boxerbriefs?

You should definitely switch to boxer briefs because they give you more support. If you keep wearing those boxers then all of your "parts" will be saggy one day. Seriously!

Snake protection for dogs?

I have never heard of any physical barrier that would protect against snakebites. However, you can visit with your veterinarian about rattlesnake vaccine for your dog. The vaccine, while it does not entirely prevent damage, can greatly reduce the severity of a rattlesnake bite, and is recommended for dogs at higher risk for snakebite. a href="http://www.redrockbiologics.com/" rel="nofollow"http://www.redrockbiologics.com//a

What killed this bird?

We rescued this wild injured bird and two days later we woke up,she was out of her cage lying on the ground with a gash in her head. What could have gotten her,racoon or cat? (she was outside) we have racooons and two cats well one's a kitten but he's inside so how can we tell? i am so mad and i need to know what to do.

Search and Rescue training for my bloodhound?

I want to do search and rescue with my blood hound. She has an amazing nose and she is very trainable. She is 1 year old. I live near blue springs Missouri. She has a problem with one of her legs, but it doesn't effect her in any way. Any help, would be greatly appriciated.

In desperate need of help for training my Lab/Pitbull mix.?

My fiance and I have had this dog since November of 2010. We rescued him from the pound. He was one of a litter of eight male puppies and we were given no information on the parents. He looks like a lab mostly but some people say he has some characteristics of a pitbull as well. My fiance and I DO NOT want to get rid of him, but we are at a loss of what else to do. This is the worst dog we have EVER had. And we have tried everything from cage training to the clicker to a shock collar to a sonic sound remote. Nothing works. If you reprimand him, he actually barks back at you. He doesn't listen AT ALL to anyone telling him to stay off the couch or not to eat food off the table or anything. He bites hard, and when I lay on the bed, he actually bites the back of my neck and my fiances neck. Spanking doesn't work, he still barks and bites back. My fiance and I definitely want children sometime but neither of us trust this dog enough to even let him near OTHER children. If we do get rid of him we can't even consider giving him to a family because he bites. We both love this dog to death and want it to work but he is destructive and has destroyed a leather couch we haven't even had for a month that we still need to make payments on. We live in an apartment, but he goes for daily walks and occasionally goes to the dog park or a friends back yard when we go over for barbeques. We put him through a training course at PetSmart and he failed MISERABLY. He was the barking trouble maker in the class. We got him the shock collar and he learned that he only gets shocked when he barks loudly so he started just moaning quietly enough so that it was still annoying but not shocking him. I am with him all morning and my fiance is with him all night. What can we do?!?!?!

Black Lab Puppy throwing up?

So I've got a puppy today. He's a rescue, got him from my cousin. He's 8 weeks old and is a black lab. I'm sitting at my grandmas house, we'll be here for a few more hours before we leave. We didn't have any dog food, so we fed him some chicken and ham, thinking it shouldn't be to bad, as we had to give him his worm medicene anyways. We fed him abou an hour ago, and now he's vomitting everywhere. He'd vomit and heave alot, then walk around for about 5 minutes and start again. I think he's finally done, but I'm worried if we feed him to give him the rest of his worm meds he might start to vomit again. We do not have a car to go get food right now, my dad has it. Is there something we can feed him? And also, we have an 8 hour car ride home, is there something we should do to prepare him? I was thinking of letting him sleep in the bck seat with me.

Name of the song on "rescue" me commercial?

heard the song a few times and can not figure it out its for recent season of rescue me but it is a girl singing not a guy. help!

Was assailed (attacked) around a year ago, wondering if I can still report it and have action taken.?

Back before I dis-enrolled myself from this school, I was physically assaulted by another student. I have one, possibly two witnesses (if they are willing to help me) that can attest to my claims and corroborate with the police etc..

Will you read my poem, s' il vous plait?

I like this a lot. My favorite is also Mythical's favorite. This may be one of my favorites from you.

I am a new seasonal associate at the homedepot how to be regular?

ok so i am new to the homedepot i live and breath to help people i am a people person in just a month after being hired i got recognize by a customer i got a Voc and 2 homer awards i am hired seasonal i am the only person the managers recognize not only my department manager basically the whole store knows who i am even the over night managers know me and i work in the mornings what are my chances of being a full time associate or a part time associate after the season is over my supervisors like me the all ways giving me hours and the my assistant manager is a great guy always hooking up my hours so does the lady who makes the schedule the store manager hes not a people person but he knows my name so i guess thats a plus do homedepot really keep seasonal workers what are chances of geting full time there. P.S I love homedepot

Why do I look like homer simpson?! please answer!?

Okay so im a 13 year old girl and I have a problem. You know the creases on your face starting from the corner of your nostrils to you mouth from smiling? That bit of my face is darker than the rest! I sort of look like homer simpson! I have threaded the hairs around my mouth around and everything but it only got a little better. Its still like that and I dont know what it is! How do I get rid of it? Please help me! Thank you and no silly comments please.

Why do I keep having these nightmares?

I'm not really too sure about the dreams but your inside you is defiantly trying to show you something , maybe your in the wrong path or something ! but every person will in their life have death experience in a dream it just tends to happen and you would be using all your senses in it and actually not be able to move or breath ... now wether your religious it can mean you have drifted away and if not as i said you're in the wrong path...

Catholics - Primary Document Statements by Jerome about the Apocrypha?

I hear many people say Jerome did not consider the Apocrypha inspired yet I can not find any statements written by Jerome himself only 2nd and third and fourth and fifth and 900th hand accounts. Is there any first hand accounts in his writings which attest that he DID NOT consider the Apocrypha inspired and is there any writings which he wrote which would suggest he DID consider them inspired.

Why does Homer make Bart skateboard to Krusty Burger and back in the nude on his skateboard?

It was a dare, and dares sometimes are kind of a test of how much a person could do. Maybe Homer just wanted to make Bart do something he REALLY didn't want to do

Help! resucued baby dove?

I have a baby dove it has some fluff and pin feathers. I have kitten fomula and a home and heating pad but i do not know how much to feed it or how often. I have never sucessfully rescued a baby bird but I really want to do this right please help asap

How crazy do you think this coincidence is?

In "The Simpsons", Season 11, episode 15, which aired on February 20, 2000, Mr. Burns says to Bart, thinking that he's Homer, "Simpson! I've just reviewed your tenure performance record, and it's appalling." Bart then says, "But I'm not Homer Simpson,", to which Burns replies,"I think I know who Homer Simpson is.In ten short years, you've caused 17 meltdowns. One is to many." Bart interrupts and says, "Yeah, but-" and Mr. Burns interrupts and says, "...you sold weapons grade plutonium to th Iraqis...with no mark-up!" Of course, it was a joke about the whole "weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East" theory and about Mr. Burns' degree of evility, but they had no idea that 9/11 would happen or that the Iraqis would be suspected culprits (of course, Iraq was not linked to it.) Please don't think that I'm a racist or Islamaphobic because of this question. I have always believed that most Iraqis and Muslims are good people (like thos of any other race or religion) and they all have the capacity to be good people, just like anyone else.

I am an iranian but i hate to live here?

i am an iranian girl but i don't like here. you know i am 17 but i was attested last week because my hairs were out of my scarf and they just arrested me. ohhhhhhhhhh,god,help.

Are Christ's miracles valid by today's standards?

They believe in the Gospel's miracles because that is what their religion's dogma teaches them, they are not allowed to question the dogma.

What does "Pit-bull terrier" mean in the etymology explanation of pit?

"hole," O.E. pytt "water hole, pit," from W.Gmc. *puttjaz "pool, puddle" (cf. O.E. putti, O.N. pyttr, Du. put, Ger. Pfütze), early borrowing from L. puteus "well, pit, shaft." Meaning "abode of evil spirits, hell" is attested from early 13c. As a verb, “to put into a pit,” mid-15c.; especially for purposes of fighting (of cocks, dogs, pugilists) from 1760. Figurative sense of “to set in rivalry” is from 1754. Meaning “to make pits in” is from late 15c. Related: Pitted; pitting. Cf. Pit-bull terrier first recorded 1945. This is also the notion behind the meaning "the part of a theater on the floor of the house" (1640s). Pit of the stomach (1650s) is from the slight depression there between the ribs.

Migration Certificate From Madras University.?

I had taken admission to First Year B.sc In a City college in Chennai.Due to Transfer, will be shifting to Mumbai.My query is ,Transfer Certificate ORIGINAL will be Submitted in Madras University for issuing MIGRATION certificate.Will Xerox Attested copies of TC be accepted in Mumbai College and what is the time taken to issue the MIGRATION CERTIFICATE by Madras University.

Dog rescue? Public domain?

So I posted this review of this local business online. The next day the owner calls me, threatening me. Calling me names, telling me "You finished this and I'm going to end it". When i told her to get lost after she told me to take down the review. This woman is whack. She owners a dog rescue, but she's not in it for the animals. Charging 400 dollars for a mutt. And then later she got the review removed. Somehow. I tried emailing the review company but nothing came about. When I posted there was 16 negative reviews and now there is nine. Later I found out that according to public domain, just a month ago she was charged with six counts of failure to keep a sanitary and humane kennel. If I posted that on a new review, is that at all slanderous? It's from court dockets, that have the charges. I want to stay within the law, while still not letting her win. Is it illegal to use court dockets against anyone like this? Any input?

Why does the water smell?

I rescued a betta from walmart he was in brown water. I put him in a betta bowl and bought items like bamboo and an leaf that sticks to the side for him to rest on I did a water change (by the way I have well water) and I have had him about a week and I woke up and saw his poor little fins ae all frayed and the water had a horrible smell to it so I did a water change of about 70 percent I was wondering what this could be or if there is something I should do

Trying to decide if I should get another Cocktiel?

We unexpectedly rescued a cockatiel from a tree outside my work almost 2 years ago. We put ads out but no one claimed him so instead of taking him to a shelter we decided to keep him & named him Harley. Did alot of research when we got him because I've never had one before and since then we have become to love him to death. His previous owner must have been kind to him because he is mostly hand tamed and loves to be out of his cage, however, he doesn't get out of his cage as much as he used to due to our schedules and us already having 4 dogs so we need to have Harley in a separate room when we do take him out. My husband is at home most of the day so Harley does get at least an hour out a day and on the weekends I spend at least an hour a day with him. We also put him in our living room during the day and in our bedroom at night so he is always in our sight and we also communicate with him throughout the day as much as we can. However, sometime I feel guilty that he is still not getting enough time out of his cage. When he is out, he doesn't really explore. He pretty much stays on our shoulders but lately he is not wanting to go back into his cage when its time. I do not know if he came from a home with another bird or not. Me and my husband have contemplated getting another one for about a year now but are torn. I have read that if you have 2 birds, then they will bond more with each other than with you. We certainly don't want that. However, if we did get another would it be acceptable to permanently keep them in separate cages. I really don't want to house them together. I don't mind the extra cleaning work, but what if we put their cages side by side and they seem to get along and then get frustrated because they can't have contact with each other. Would that stress them out. Any suggestions would be helpful.

A few questions about ISBNs?

The ISBN is specific to published books. That the CD you were given has an ISBN leads me to believe that it is an oration of a published work. An article would not have an ISBN but the magazine the article is published in would. The ISBN is also very specific. A title published in hardback, paperback, as an audio CD, would have a different ISBN for each. Any addition or deletion from a published work, revisions that make a significant change, would also require a new ISBN. Diplomas, certificates and such would not have an ISBN. All ISBNs are issued by R.R. Bowker, and you can read more on them at the link below.

Why is one thing condemned and another accepted?

I was reminded of an incident involving a woman I worked with a few years ago. A group of us were in the break room and somehow the subject of Harry Potter came up. One woman vehemently attested she'd never let her daughter read the books since magic is evil. I spoke up at that point asking if fairy tales were acceptable. Of course they were. That makes no sense, if you really look they are some of the worst things imaginable. Hansel and Gretel for instance. We have abandonment, cannibalism and murder all in a story acceptable for children. Not to mention the gruesome things in Cinderella. And what about Santa Clause. Magic is the only way to explain him, and in fact is how he's explained to children. I won't even get into the debate between magic vs. miracles.

Baby birdddd...rescued...what to do?

i just rescued a baby bird from the middle of the road in my drive way...there was a tree nearby but he seemed to not be able to walk or anything. i put him in a box with a nest i found a while ago and some sticks and grass. someone said something about a fledging is a bird thats fully feathered and stuff and he has all his wings but he was having like diarhea on the ground and stuff soooo what should i do?:

Do you ever feel like your living the life of the Simpsons or any other TV show?

Yesterday was unseasonable hot & humid here. It seemed every time I walked anywhere towards the kitchen, my hubby would ask me to grab him a cold beer, as he watched TV in his shorts and t-shirt. I think I'm going to get a blue bee-hive hair-do and rename myself "Marge" and start calling him "Homer". Do you ever get the feeling like your living in a TV sitcom or show? If so, which one and why?

How to get reply back from her?

i love a girl from last 6 years..i met her two weeks back talked to her nicely took her no. I texted her some funny messages at 1st day when i met end of first week and middle of previous week,she didnt replied back.i avoided asking personal questions like "waz up?" "Wot doing?" .now the only aim is to get her text reply.once she text back to me it will be attested in her mind that we are friends..which message to send and when IN ORDER TO GET REPLYBACK.now personal message?sincere answers are expected no funny answers i am ultra serious..

When will the Brewers cut Kameron Loe?

Listen, Kameron Loe is awful. But I don't really know what you want right now. Would you rather have Marcos Estrada? How about LaTroy Hawkins? Zack Braddock? These guys suck. The bullpen really really stinks. LaTroy Hawkins is terrible, and he'll return to his terrible form. It's inevitable. Maybe you want Tim Dillard? But still, there has to be a reason he's damn near 28 years old with only 20 career games pitched in. The Brewers did a fantastic job this past offseason bringing in guys that are going to help them contend this year, but they're going to need to go the whole way with this and trade whatever is left in their minor league system and get some help in that bullpen. Because that is going to doom them. They can't hold a lead.. Wolf has pitched so well this year and this is at least the 3rd game the pen has blown a W for him. It's very frustrating for me, who actually wants to see the Brewers contend for a pennant, be this close, yet have a glaring problem when it comes to closing games. Even Axford this year hasn't been great. I know you can look at his save total and even his ERA and it looks like he's had a decent year, but his WHIP is near 1.6. He walks the tightrope seemingly every outing. And hopefully it doesn't start to catch up with him. They need to do something, and it has nothing to do with sending Loe down, or inserting LaTroy Hawkins into the setup role. They just need someone else. Desperately.

Who is your MLB Player idol?

Rickey Henderson , the best ever lead off hitter in baseball, and the most exciteing player to watch.

My cats gets very disorinated once outside our garden?

First, he is young. He may not have figured out how to jump back over without his housemate's help. Also, there are a lot of sounds, smells, and confusing things outside. Especially outside the safety of the garden and house he knows. Being outside can be scary sometimes, and your cat just feels scared. The rain doesn't help. You should ask your nearby vet for much more detailed information.

I want to be an artist, but how do i tell my parents?

Your life belongs to you and no one else, and you need to do what you feel is right for you, not because it pleases your parents, whether they are upset with you or not. My dad is the same way, and I really don't give a **** because it's my life, and I want to live life my way, not his. The only way to tell them is to just tell them like it is. Everything will work out and be okay.

Is resoling Clarks Crepe soles worth the money you save?

This year I am debating getting another pair of Clarks Desert Boots, or resoling them with Resole America or a similar company. Since the uppers of my old boots are fine, I'd like to just replace the kaput soles. Are there any previous customers of this service out there, who can attest to whether they're worth saving the 30-40 bucks? (it is $60 to resole them and around $90 to buy new) The things I'm thinking about here are, do they last as long, are they as comfortable, etc.

May I know the process on how to attest my CPA board certificate at UAE embassy in Manila?

I was told by my employer in Dubai to have my CPA board certificate be attested at UAE embassy in Manila, Philippines. My CPA board certificate has been authenticated (Red Ribbon) already. I've read some answers here that there's no need to personally come to UAE embassy at Manila but thru DHL only. Just want to make sure if that is still the process. I am currently here in Manila, Philippines. What is my first step in doing so? Thanks in advance.

Please help me all cat lovers! what do i do?

Would you be proud of your daughter if she saved a cat from abuse just tell your mum how you feel about the cat and shell understand

My cats caught a wild bird. I rescued it. What do I feed it?

Instead of just killing the poor bird they were batting it around the kitchen and torturing it! I stuck some gloves on and put him in a cage with some water, but what do I feed him? I intend to release him later on when the cats have calmed down and he'll have half a chance.

What episode of the simpsons is this?

Homer is in a play.Marge keeps forcing him to kill the actors so he will be the best actor in the show.The ghosts then kill Marge.When Homer acts the play well he shoots himself so he wont have to do anymore.

Ghost Soldiers by Hamton Sides?

I'm so confused... is Ghost Soldiers: The Epic Account of World War II's Greatest Rescue Missions and Ghost Soldiers: The Forgotten Epic Story of World War II's Most Dramatic Mission the same book? I have a project to do for school and I don't want to find out I read the wrong book.

I faint at random times?

Like when I watch tv for a while a get up, Sometimes I feel dizzy and everything starts going black. I can't see anything and I'm running towards a wall. Like today, my couch and the wall I hit my head on are attest 15 feet apart, but when I couldnt see, my friend told me I was running like a zombie and I hit the bottom of the wall. it was so weird

Opinions on feline leukaemia and feline Aids?

What are peoples view on feline leukaemia and feline aids vaccinations and their importance. I just found out that my rescue cat did not have these two, but has had all the others. I will probably get this done, but wondered what others with cats did about these vaccinations.

What about the Yankees bringing back Melky Cabrera?

He had been a clutch hitter for them and he is perfect for what this Yankees team needs a solid situational hitter. Even though Swisher has been hitting better lately, Cabrera has been better ad more consistent than Swisher. In fact Cabrera is on pace for 20 homers and 93 RBIS. They can platoon Swisher and have him face lefties while Cabrera faces right handers.

Uptu 2011 counseling........urgent!!!!!.… help?

ii am a general category candidate with 7166 rank in uptu 2011.....ii have my document verification on 26-6-11...ie tomorrow.....pz tell the documents to be taken there?? AND ALSO.....WE HAVE TO TAKE ATTESTED PHOTOCOPIES OF DOCUMENTS....PZZ TELL WHO HAS TO ATTEST THESE DOCUMENTS??......pzzz help...!!

Weird show names? 20 characters?

I usually show under weird show names , I love re look on people faces, and I dont get embarrassed easily, my new boy is very brave , I'm just doing local shows like 2'6 jumpers and he is not registered because he was a rescue . I posted a question earlier about naming him maxi pad, I thought it would be cute and I know all the people that show and none of them would be mad they would probably laugh, my old mare Had names like where's the food? And bare naked, " ally riding bare naked" so I want a weird one for this guy, his name is max and he is a 13.3 hh pony , chestnut with white socks and black and white spots all over him:). Thanks

Why do you believe abortion is or isn't murder?

if christians support the death penalty, they won't have problems in accept the abortion because we have free will but there are many ways to control that in order not to bring children to this world in that way, we have CONDOM

Will my cat and a bunny get along?!?

Well i posted this question a little bit ago but I want more answers. I forgot to mention my cat is very sweet. lol. This is what I put "I have a big black declawed cat that I basically rescued from a kill shelter and he was a stray so he fought ALOT, he literally looks like a cat built to fight. He has mauled racoons. I am thinking about getting a bunny and can only get one. Would my best bet to get a baby bunny so he could grow with him?"

Affidavit to sponsor parents in Abu Dhabi?

I don't know if anything got changed but if Abu Dhabi Immigration requests a attested affidavit by your Embassy in Abu Dhabi, then just do so.

Are these eggs turtle eggs or not?

Well it may be but if you don't live on the ocean beach then no but how to care for them i would say is get a small tank or bowl go back to the beach and get some sand and Barrie the eggs in it if you don't think they are dead

Can an employer be held responsible?

I worked in a job,a very physically demanding job,for 10 years.I worked days and there was another employee in the same job as me on second shift.For the three years he was employed there Im guessing of 100% of the total work done 95% was done by me . Fellow employees would attest,as it was a running joke in our company for 3 years.3 years ago I was diagnosed with some very serious medical problems and 2 years ago I had surgery which was supposed to significantly limit my duties at work according to restrictions placed on me.My restrictions were broken daily,which I relize I was partly responsible for,and Im not afraid to say that my workload if anything increased instead of decreasing.While in turn my counterparts on 2nd shift decreased.Basically I was doing 99% of the work while he mostly slept at night or was never even there..My foreman informed me at least 15 times of how this employee was going to be fired for not doing his job and for even stealing from the company.In November,over the Thanksgiving weekend,I had worked feverishly to keep my jobsite afloat working all four days while other employees were off and our job was shut down.My counterpart also"worked" these four days and it was known by my foreman that he done absolutlely nothing the whole time he was there.The following Monday I had a near death experience as ,according to my Dr.,the over exertion from the previous 4 days had caused me to pass out,falling face first in 8" of water.A fellow employee saw it happen and pulled me out..After four days in the hospital I was informed by my employer that they no longer had anything for me at my jobsite to accomodate my restrictions.Im going to give you 1 guess at who has my job now..Yes your right my counterpart from second shift.With everyone I worked with in the entire company knowing that I was being "worked like a dog" and this guy was "getting away with murder" do I have any recourse against anyone be it the company,the foreman or the employee for me no longer having a job.I mean is it fair or is there a law against working one guy to death and then replacing him with the reason he was worked to death..

How legal are the online diplomas?

need to buy a high school diploma online, I found that website woodfielduniversity.com so how legal would be that diploma? can it be attested in the embassy? and can it be used to apply for a visa?

Do you know what zombie movie this is?

it sort of sounds like shaun of the dead and resident evil something, sorry i dont know if thats it..

I am giving my ICSE..I LOST MY ORIGINAL ADMIT CARD.Can i get ANOTHER copy from the board?

I HAVE 5 ATTESTED XEROX COPIES OF THE CARD....IF I CAN GET ANOTHER COPY THEN HOW???...IF I CANNOT GET CAN I WORK WITH THE ATTESTED XEROX IN FUTURE???..PLEASE REPLY..ITS MY EMERGENCY!I

How to help my dog to accept small children?

My dog a pitull rescue, who I got a year ago, (I know nothing about his past. ) He is five. when I take him on walks, he is great, he smells people, lets people pet him, but when a little kid 3-6 runs by him he can't help but chase the kid. I don't know why he gets like that, It really limits the places i can go with him, which really sucks,and he has this problem with black men that look like gangsters, I dont know why. He has gone to the park, but tends to sit down and stare at little kids playing ball like he wants to chase them! My bichon is the same way with little kids. if they run by her she will grab their jeans, or shirts and pull them down! How do I let my dogs know that little kids are okay, and to leave them alone?

Where can I get my hair done for prom in Clarksburg, WV?

I need somewhere that can fix my hair for my prom.. I'm planning on wearing it in long, tight "princess-like" curls, so it's not anything very difficult. Preferably not somewhere in the mall, but if you can attest to a good experience with one of the mall salons then that works... Any names/numbers are appreciated :) thanks

Concerned about possible hoarding?

Ok, 8 years ago i rescued my dog from a local no kill rescue. She is very sweet and i also rescued another little girl who decided to escape and this rescue group found her so i had to go to the place where this woman keep all the dogs. My Little puppy at the time when i got there was stuck in a tiny chicken wire fence with like 7 other dogs and she was matted in poop and the lady told me im lucky shes not keeping my dog, well all the dogs are in nasty poop filled chicken wire "kennels" and they are chained up in these "kennels" and before i saw the deplorable conditions they were in i recommended her to people but she has gotten to the point where she wont let anyone adopt these dogs, I know she has the right to turn people down but its ridiculous and i don know what to do, these animals are suffering, and the local human society wont do anything. Any advice?

What does "echoic origin" mean in the etymology explanation of bob?

"short, jerking motion," late 14c., probably connected to M.E. bobben "to strike, beat" (late 13c.), perhaps of echoic origin. Another early sense was "to make a fool of, cheat" (early 14c.). As a slang word for "shilling" it is attested from 1789, but the signification is unknown.

Would this be technically joke stealing?

Don't panic, really :) there aren't many modern writers who are unwittingly (or otherwise) borrowing or paying homage to another's work. If you enjoy writing your book, you should keep going!

Where did Jose Bautista come from?

With the pirates, he hit about 15 homers a year, with a .250 BA. Last year, he transformed into an all-star with 54 homers. This year, he is on pace to have probably the greatest hitting season of all time. How did this amazing transformation happen?

HELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!! I NEED ADVICE!!!?

Ok so the other day my brother and I found about 50-70 baby toads. We rescued them from birds that were eating them (Don't answer this question just to lecture me about keeping nature in it's place.) We are going to re-home them in a few days but until then, we need to find food for them to eat. We know they eat ants, fruit flies, gnats, and pretty much anything that moves and will fit in their mouth. The problem is is I need to catch them and a lot of them at one time. Any ideas? 10 points for best answer:) Thanks for your guy's help in advance!:)

Is it normal for a rescue cat to love on resident dog as soon as they met?

We adopted a cat a couple weeks ago and when we got him home he acted like he had always lived with our family and even rubbed on the dog like they were old friends.

Catholics - Primary Document Statements by Jerome about the Apocrypha?

I hear many people say Jerome did not consider the Apocrypha inspired yet I can not find any statements written by Jerome himself only 2nd and third and fourth and fifth and 900th hand accounts. Is there any first hand accounts in his writings which attest that he DID NOT consider the Apocrypha inspired and is there any writings which he wrote which would suggest he DID consider them inspired.

Flash emotions with memories?

i have anxiety problems and ive never noticed this before but last night was a very bad night for my anxiety and it took a very long time for me to sleep. and a few seconds ago i just hit the paste button because i was bored and it popped up as a link to a picture from last night which made me remember the anxiousness and that feeling returned extremely quickly and then faded..but even as writing this i can feel the anxiety climbing...the picture is of something completely irrelevant and doesnt have anything to do with the feelings. but when i first experienced the memory and then the flash emotion it was immediate? like the feeling was directly linked to the memory? usually when i remember things i can remember what i felt like but i dont feel like that at the time of remember? i can attest to anxiety breeding anxiety but can memories of anxiety breed anxiety? that seems to make sense right?

Can i let my cats outside?

I have 2 cats, 1 i rescued when she was a kitten in a shelter..the other i found starved under a bout dock when

Trying to cope with something that happened thirty years ago (and bring my family closer together again)?

In 1981, my eight-year-old brother Andrew was kidnapped by a family acquaintance and held hostage for three weeks. During this time, he was routinely beaten and sexually abused by his captor. He was also burned with boiling water and forced to listen while his captor made crank calls to our family pretending to be the police, telling us that Andrew had been found. He was rescued after three weeks. It had taken that long to track him down because his captor had them moving around all the time. It's strange to me how a period of time as short as three weeks could destroy so many lives, and leave so many still broken after thirty years. Andrew's body recovered from the trauma, but his mind never healed. The Andrew that came back to us was not the Andrew we had previously known. Before the trauma, Andrew was very social and outgoing. We were only two years apart and always very close. I never had any other brothers or sisters. He was a sweet little boy with a good sense of humor, and, being an older sister, I teased him constantly. Not meanly, but in a playful way. He is the most ticklish person to ever walk planet Earth, and as a little kid he loved it when I tickled his feet. We wrestled and play-fought and just enjoyed being with each other. When he came back, everything changed. Andrew had always been close to me and my parents also, but after he came back he acted like he couldn't even stand the sight of us. I could never understand that. I thought he should be happy to be back with us, people who loved him. He told me when he was older that I was a stranger to him and that there was a gulf separating him from everyone else. He was resentful that other people hadn't been where he had been. When he first came back and started beng like that, I tried so hard to bring him back. I tickle-attacked him like I used to and even though he squirmed and laughed just the same, he didn't enjoy it at all. He wouldn't wrestle either, and didn't seem to want to be around me at all. He did well in school and never had issues with drugs and alcohol, he's been successful in life and has a wife and kids, but for the past thirty years you can tell that something in him is just gone. Something inside him died all those years ago and, despite this, I still hope so hard that I can bring him back. I still see him and our children play together, but that confidence is gone. He underwent counseling as a child and teen but it didn't help him and he doesn't see anyone anymore. I encourage him to see someone about his depression and the pain he still feels but he says it wouldn't make any difference. I'm sorry this post is so long but I just don't know what to do to help him. He's physically healthy and financially stable, but I want to be close to him again and my parents want the same. Is there anything I can do to bring him back, to make us all just a little closer?

Is 10 weeks old too young for a collar? Also how can I make this kitten social for later in life?

I have 2 other cats and when people come over they hide so after rescuing a new 10 week old kitten I'd really like to make sure it likes strangers when it's older. About the collar, it's kinda big and he can get it into his mouth, then freaks out. Is there kitten collars on the market? Is it ok to keep the collar on him?

Do you think that God or his angles directly or spiritually influence some of the stuff that?

comes into play in this forum. I certainly can attest to the fact that they ARE capable. If they dont and salvation is Gods goal for all individuals and he has a incredible influence on all things. why doesnt he?

14th birthday what to do?

so i live in alaska so there's not much to do and we don't have a lot of money either. and my birthday is in 21 days also known as fourth of july... your probably thinking oh how cool fireworks on your birthday all night long! well that's the only good part... it's alaska the state of fishing camping and wild life and anything outside...well fourth of july weekend all my friends go camping well you would think just have an early birthday the leave before my birthday and come back after its over..anyways every year i go camping out in homer soldotna or kenai etc. and this year my dad is in the village again and hopefully by my birthday he will get a pay check so i was hoping i could have one friend and my mom and just got to alyeska for a day or two which is really exspensive so if that didnt work out i need a back up plan also i dont know what i want i have an ipod and laptop and my brothers have an x-box 360 and playstation so i pretty much got what i want over the years...of christmas :) so i'm very outdoorsy and outgoing and techy so any ideas

I've seen it all now, Would Homer be a fun dad to have at home ? a sinister question to ask ?

.......on jokes&riddles ( i just got that question removed because it was deemed offensive by the Y7 team ) they probably never seen the Simpsons? are any of you terribly "shocked" by such a question ?

Would you attest to the fact that Jesus saves them based on their belief, regardless of character or behavior?

With all of the ridiculous claims, a lobotomy might be the only way to make me truly believe. I could pretend like so many "Christians", but I have too much self respect.

Marine Corps MOS questions?

if you are going to be a marine, your 1st and primary job is to be an infantry rifleman. just be prepared to be on the front line at any no matter what your job is.

Why do some men make the decision of commitment before enjoying sex with other women first?(READ ALL),...?

Wow it sounds like you have a lot of issues going on. There is no reason to have sex with 200 women (as if you even could. Hugh Hefner is probably the only one who could do that volume). I think you need to realize what sex is and what it means. It's not just looking for a place to stick your penis. It's not just trying to get off (you might as well masturbate instead). It's not just to see what sex feels like.

How to know if you horse is going to gray out...?

I have an arab cross with unknown lines and unknown parents. He's a rescue and is 2 years old approximately. When we took him on he was black and has steadily been getting lighter into tan colors like a typical bleaching out dark bay horse but I've had a few people say he will gray out. It doesn't matter to me either way. When will he start showing if he's going to turn out to be gray or not? Wouldn't he already be showing signs of graying out? He's got some white spots on his withers but that's it. When he gets bitten in the pasture, the hair grows back dark black.

The Odyssey by Homer question?

It asks "who had background with the cyclops?" Im assuming it means which character had background with the cyclops..? Does anyone know what this is? I cant find it. Thanks

Jersey Mike's Drug Testing?

Hi there. I just want to mention before I start, I don't need to hear any lecturing about how bad smoking weed is. With that out of the way, let us begin. Yesterday, I had a job interview at the sub shop Jersey Mike's. They told me they would call sometime this weekend to set up a second interview if they're still interested in hiring me. At this interview, they told me that they do drug test their employees, and it's the final step to becoming an employee there. Today, I (foolishly) completely forgot about drug testing, and decided to smoke a joint with friends. (It was split between four people.) I very rarely smoke, like once every few months rarely, so I'm not a frequent user by any means. I got called back by Jersey Mike's today and told that I have a second interview on Monday. I don't KNOW if I'm going to be drug tested at this interview, but I want to take precautions just in case. Can anyone attest to the effectiveness of diluting your urine as to make the THC content fall below detectable levels? I'm currently trying to drink a lot of cranberry juice, as it's a diuretic and makes you pee more often. Do you think this will work? (Any useful tips would be great). Also, can anyone who's worked at Jersey Mike's attest to when they do their drug tests? Thanks a bunch for reading and (hopefully) responding.

What should I name my leopard gecko (and more importantly, does he look healthy)?

looks healthy to me, nice fat tail, eats all his food, you're good to go, put in enough food to fill him up, what's left over take out for another meal.

Is this possible for a horse's coat?

Usually black horses fade from black to a reddish-brown when they are in the sun for long periods of time. The color will get lighter until they are almost a reddish bay color. It goes away if you keep them in stalls in the day and let out into pasture at night, although it does go away in the winter.

Founding Father Thomas Jefferson used to carry around a copy of the New Testament?

Yeah, so? Who cares? Most of the founding fathers had this same view of christisianity. Learn your history. The founding fathers used religion as a way to unify their newly formed country. They were very rational and scientific men. They didn't actually believe in something that silly

I rescued a baby bird, Need help?

A cat was chasing it and broke its wing. I took it inside and put it in a lid-less box with tissue, In the morning Iwill take it to the vets, How do I take care of it intil then?

Should I get a second kitten?

I rescued a little kitten and have absolutely fallen in love with him! I am not a cat person at all but now I definitely am. I've found that he's even way cheaper than my dog (Giant Schnauzer) on vet bills, food, etc. He is so full of energy like most kittens, I'm sure! He's only 5-6 weeks (he was abandoned) and is a crazy little guy. He's constantly playing and having a good time and has even warmed up to my dog. I am a student, however, and I will be gone in the fall for most of the day and unlike my dog, I can't send him to daycare during the day . Also, when I'm doing work he loves to climb all over me and walk all over my laptop and even sometimes accidentally turn it off. So I was wanting to know if it would be a good idea to adopt him a new playmate? Would they get along? Should I get a boy or a girl (I plan on getting them fixed)? Or do kittens prefer being the only cat? I have never owned a kitten before and I am much more experienced with dogs so any tips would be greatly appreciated.

What breed of dog should I be looking into to get?

Yes, I've already asked this question but I'll ask again - I may have changed my mind a little, I don't know. Anyway, I live in a medium-sized house with a good enough sized backyard. I have one dog at this moment (a Chihuahua rescue) and I have a rabbit. I am looking for a dog that would be friendly and sociable (I know that depends on the training though) and an eager to please dog. Small, medium, big - it doesn't matter. I just want a friendly and lovable dog. I'd be training the dog as a puppy if that affects anything. I'd prefer a little bit more of an active dog than my Chihuahua because he has absolutely no interest in playing fetch or w/ a tennis ball and I'd like a dog that would do that. This would be my second dog =) All suggestions are welcome!

Without job offer letter degree documents attested or not from uae embassy in islamabad?

You must have a valid job offer from a company authorized to hire foreign workers, then your employer obtains your employment visa. No job = no visa. So why would they bother to attest your documents when you have no employer, therefore no pending visa application?

I have a few questions about acne and these products i have, and what to use? please help A.S.A.P!?

I hate to say it but it sounds like nothing is working. The only option you have now is to get serious, stop wasting your money on stuff that doesn't work and go to the dermatologist. They will know exactly what's wrong with you and make it better. seriously, in my eyes that's the only option left

I need some advice on how I should handle this extremely unfortunate situation I am in?

Just get a good job and stick with it for as long as you can. Pay off everyone you owe and try not to get in debt again. Tell your sister's boyfriend that you need help. I don't know, not good advice but I dont what else to say.

Where To Buy The Odyssey Book?

Does anyone know where I can order the abridged version of "The Odyssey" by Homer and translated by Ian Johnston cheap? I found the book on Amazon but it is pretty expensive ($14). I am looking a good price (like $5). Thank you so much!!!!

What do you think of latest news out of Mexico Mexican priest alleges mass kidnapping of Central American?

I guess if they determine this to be a true story and any of these acts to be at all related to one another, then it is sad indeed, but has nothing to do with the US immigration laws except that people believe they have to enter Mexico and other central american countries on their way to enter illegally into the US because our govt wont make it easier and just let them in in the first place.

My dog might be pregnant but she is 10 yr and spaying its to risky what shoi should i do?

i have a 10 yr poodle mix i found her tied to my 2 yr male schnauzer last night and i am afraid she might be pregnant. due to her age my vet told me i should get her spayed but it might be risky but there is more risk if she is pregnant. I am not a breeder she was never spayed because she always been an inside and my only dog.i got her when she was 5. the schnauzer was a neglected dog and i just recently rescued him. i brought him home and set up an apointment to get him neuter but unfortunately my poodle started her season last week. i am afraid she might be pregnant i dont know what to do if i shoulld risk it and get her spayed or let her have her puppies

I'm getting two male bunnies (babies) Is there anything I need to know?

Once they get to maturity, separate them or they'll kill each other. Also, keep their claws clipped,

I found baby bunnies in the middle of my yard.?

Many people mean well when they contact House Rabbit Society after discovering an "abandonded" nest of wild rabbits. Often they wish to "rehabilitate" them with some advice from others. The reality is fewer than 10% of orphaned rabbits survive a week, and the care that people attempt to provide can be illegal, unnecessary, and potentially harmful. The best thing you can do is to contact a wildlife rehabilitator in your area.

Homeopathic remedies for milk supple (i.e. beer, oatmeal)?

I say go for if its helping such low levels of alcohol wont hurt,, you can even by non alcoholic beer,,

Any rabbit breeders in Bristol (BS30, England) out there?

Please can I have a website that has a breeder for rabbits (don't tell me to go to a rescue centre...just don't bother.) , I am looking to get lops. but anything will do. Don't worry I have had a rabbit before but she unfortunately died of old age. I have also done TONS of research and am fully prepared. I am getting two males (separate cages) in August...thanks!

I have a cat and a dog the cat is terrified would it help getting another cat?

We have had an adorable little cat Sonny for about a year and a half. She was great but our family decided to get a dog. A month has passed since we rescued our 10 month old Lab/Beagle mix ,Lucky.Their first experience was that of a chase. There were many more like this as long as the cat was on the move, but if the cat was at the window staying still a couple barks and Lucky calmed down. As for when the cat is running we are truly scared the dog may injure the cat. Then we thought getting another cat might help but were not sure. If you have any ideas on how to get these two animals living with each other please answer any help is appreciated!! Thank You!!

Coast Guard questions...?

try for search and rescue swimmer (spec ops) they do a lot my grandpas friend is an E-5(uscg) and we were going to visit him and he was helping this guy get back to the dock and they get the somlia pirates and im sure you can make a career out of it most of the costies do

Please explain the etymology of romp?

Etymology is not an exact science. Words are learned, passed on & get corrupted & changed ( a bit like Chinese whispers ! ). An English word might be heard by a German person & copied & become a completely new word. For this reason you will never get a definitive answer to your questions. I hope this helped.

Where can I get these videogames like fighting Ronald Mc Donald vs. Burger King?

I saw videos on the Tube of different video games where ou can be anyone like Captain Caveman vs Homer Simpson or Fred Flintstone vs Popeye. Where are these games at?

What does it mean that because they did not LOVE the TRUTH, they are led to believe the LIE?

Another "religious escape exit" a back door that gives the believer an out. Similar to saying that a non-believer is a fool. In other words, if you don't believe what you are told to believe than there is something wrong with you, not the thing that you cannot believe.

Perhaps this is a stupid question... But Im wondering if you believe in aliens?

You know, the "travels billions of lightyears to probe us up the..." Well, you get it. That kind. And if you do, do you believe they walk among us as some conspiracies attest to?

How to get reply back from her?

i love a girl from last 6 years..i met her two weeks back talked to her nicely took her no. I texted her some funny messages at 1st day when i met end of first week and middle of previous week,she didnt replied back.i avoided asking personal questions like "waz up?" "Wot doing?" .now the only aim is to get her text reply.once she text back to me it will be attested in her mind that we are friends..which message to send and when IN ORDER TO GET REPLYBACK.now personal message?sincere answers are expected no funny answers i am ultra serious..

Leaving for basic training on September 15th for the Navy?

Well I am leaving for basic training on September 15th and my primary job is a Avaition Rescue Swimmer. All my PST scores are good (85 push ups, 83 sit ups, 16 pull ups, 8:53 swim, and a 9:45 run). Just trying to see what a specwar platoon is like. Also what Rescue Swimmer School is like and what happens when i graduate (yes i am that determined to graduate and i WILL) what is it like after. Any suggestions or experiences?

If he still has feelings, should I not move on? :/ It's sorta long, but PLEASE read?

You definitly need to move on, he sounds like a douche bag who can't make up his mind. If he honestly cared about you, he wouldn't be up and down like he is. He'd straight text you "I want you," not beat around the bush awkwardly. The best thing to do, is to not talk to him and go out with another guy, kinda show him off to your ex and let him know you aren't a little shy girl, and your happy, he did you wrong, now show him your better off. :D

We are Croatian, we married in Kuwait. And divorced. Was it valued internationally, or in US if not attested?

I am Croatian and he is Bosnian and married in Kuwait but never attested it outside of Kuwait nor in my embassy. We divorced after one year. I heard that marriages of foreigners in Kuwait dont have value in US and some other countries if not attested outside of Kuwait, so technically it was never valid outside. Is this true?

I want to ask about SOH group of norway and finland?

A real scammer it is, I'm a genuine Finn but I have never ever even heard of this before! Please stay away from this!

What are the similarities of greek and egypt temples?

Referring to the Homeric tradition, distinguish between the uses of the King’s House as Homer describes it, and compare that with our knowledge of the origins of the Greek temple. How is a house for a god like the house for a king?

Why is The Odyssey by Homer a classic?

It is a classic because after all this time, regardless that the people who first heard it lived 2500 years ago, the story speaks directly to the human condition. The entertaining and exciting adventures, the underlying angst of not getting home, and the story of perserverance against long odds defy the two and a half millenia to be relevant today. When a story gets that kind of staying power, it becomes a member of the family of what we lump together as classics.

What should I do about my stressed guinea pig?

I rescued two abandoned female guinea pigs. One guinea pig is doing fine, but the other bigger one seems very stressed. She wouldn't eat and would not come out of her house. I gave her to another lady who lives by me and has a lot of animals, my guinea pig is still doing fine, but after reading a lot of info online I am wondering if I should get another friend for my pig, or if I should go get the other guinea pig back, in case the separation is stressing her out more. My friend said the other guinea pig still won't eat and still won't come out of the house and this has been going on for over a week. HELP!!!

Adopting a rescue pitbull advice?

Hello! I'm thinking of adopting a pitbull from a rescue. I don't have any kids, it's just me and my boyfriend. We both love dogs. I have owned a border collie and a jack russel in the past. Does anyone have any experience with rescue pitbulls? What to expect? Things to be aware of?

Where is the gang in scooby doo night of 100 frights?

Where do you find shaggy, velma, daphne, and fred in scooby doo night of 100 frights??? How do you rescue them?

My cat climbs up roofs for fun, is this normal?

Yes, it is normal behavior. It is also known in the scientific literature that cats destroy birds in their vicinity. So if you care about wildlife, you should keep your cat inside the house.

Why didn't Jesus know how to live in the wilderness and why did Satan come to his rescue?

Man was not made to live in the wilderness, Jesus was scared so he asked Satan to help him, Satan decided to do so but to let him die at an early age and so he did.

You needs drugs when you got alcohol?

Alcohol wreaks havoc on your body. I have a fatty liver to show for it. I prefer prescription drugs. You know what you're getting, and you know what it will do, and your breath doesn't stink.

DS: Can dogs distinguish between human accents? (See details)?

Our dog came from a rescue centre in Liverpool, and he had a bad time before he was taken there. A while after we got him we were sitting on a bench with him and a guy came past who was obviously from Liverpool who had a strong Scouse accent and our dog went crazy at him. I was just wondering if it could have been he recognised the accent and associated it with something bad, or whether there was something else about the guy he didn't like so it was just a coincidence.

Where can you buy a dog in New York State?

I'm just curious. Where can you actually buy a new puppy in NY (I didn't mean to rescue any abandoned-dog mutt from shelter). I mean the place where I can buy a puppy as a "first-hand" owner.

Why does the water smell?

I rescued a betta from walmart he was in brown water. I put him in a betta bowl and bought items like bamboo and an leaf that sticks to the side for him to rest on I did a water change (by the way I have well water) and I have had him about a week and I woke up and saw his poor little fins ae all frayed and the water had a horrible smell to it so I did a water change of about 70 percent I was wondering what this could be or if there is something I should do

My little sister is getting a leopard gecko...?

Wait, petco is having a sale?!br
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Okay, it's your job to educate your little sister and tell her how to care for the three pets she'll be getting. There's a machine sold at drsfosterandsmith.com in the small animal section that is programable and it remnds kids when to feed and play with pets, and you connect it to the cage [or tank]. You could try buying that if you're interested. Get her a smaller tank for the hermit crabs or try to convince her not to get them. Good luck, all of you! Oh, and was the dollar per gallon sale for fish tanks or reptile?

I have lost my 10th mark sheet which I completed in the year 2005. Now I need the procedure to get a duplicate?

No need to panic you can get another one from your school,so go to school and ask them they will provide you another one.

Jack Dempseys and brackish conditions?

This may seem a ridiculous question but I wanted to hear some opinions on this matter (more out of curiousity than anything)- can Jack Dempseys tolerate mildly brackish water? I have seen several articles on certain cichlids that have done well in these conditions and the Dempseys are one of them. I have a mated pair and I can attest they are all but bulletproof. Any information is appreciated.

Help Please, i cant figure this one out?

He might have been nice when he didn't think of Kai as a threat but once he saw that he was poking, or what seems like harming to Anataio, he went into protective mode. This perhaps means that he really loves you and wants to protect you. You might wanna carefully reintroduce the two and if he seems uneasy then be a little more careful in the future. Hope I helped a little

What happens if he breaks the lease?

If you are on a month to month lease, he can leave at any time. And, if you stay, then you are essentially agreeing to pay the rent yourself.

What is the name of the song in the rescue me final season promo? I am NOT talking about the Pearl Jam song.?

It is not the "Elderly Woman behind a bar song" where the "Hearts and thoughts they fade." line plays over the commercial. It is sung by a woman, I think it's Adele, but I don't know.

What evidence is presented for the existence or non-existence of Homer's Troy?

In the movie Troy of Gods and Warriors, what evidence is presented for the existence or non-existence of Homer's Troy?

Why do some people give credit to God for advances in Science?

Because religion has been embedding false sense of hope and security in those who have no guidance. Religion was truely created to give people who only lived a max of 20 years back in the day, so religion gave them something to look forwared to. These days they just use religion as a payday... GOD is wrong, because science is real... Watch the science channel Bible thumpers...

What is the best way to deal with bad behaviour from a dog who has been abused?

I would say you're doing things right. One of my little dogs was abused when only a puppy and was left shut in a garden shed for the first few months of her life - the nervousness and timid behavious has never left her, even eight years on, and we're always aware of how things can stress her out so easily, so we try not to use raised voices around her (everyone has to have the odd argument though!) and we do our utmost not to startle her. She is so very well behaved though, so we've never really had to deal with correcting bad behaviour, other than she is very possessive when it comes to her toys, and smacking or any other dominance towards her has not had to be an issue. I think the firm voice and sending to the basket/cushion is the best way forward. Funny how they are out to please you - so they dont like the firm voice, seen as being told off and in bad books.

Can I pass my drug test?

Hi there. I just want to mention before I start, I don't need to hear any lecturing about how bad smoking weed is. Yesterday, I had a job interview at the sub shop Jersey Mike's. At this interview, they told me that they do drug test their employees, and it's the final step to becoming an employee there. They told me they would call sometime this weekend to set up a second interview if they're still interested in hiring me. Today, I (foolishly) completely forgot about the impending drug testing, and decided to smoke a joint with friends. (It was split between four people.) I very rarely smoke, like once every few months rarely, so I'm not a frequent user by any means. I got called back by Jersey Mike's today and told that I have a second interview on Monday. I don't KNOW if I'm going to be drug tested at this interview, but I want to take precautions just in case. Can anyone attest to the effectiveness of diluting your urine as to make the THC content fall below detectable levels? I'm currently trying to drink a lot of cranberry juice, as it's a diuretic and makes you pee more often. Do you think this will work? (Any useful tips would be great). Also, can anyone who's worked at Jersey Mike's attest to when they do their drug tests? Thanks a bunch for reading and (hopefully) responding. Also, if it helps, I'm about 5' 11" and weigh about 145 lbs, so I'm very skinny.

Im looking to start to study greek mythology, what should i read first?

I haven't read Mythology, or the Apollodorus books, but I have read Odyssey and Iliad, and you should not start with those. They're too complex to really grasp without at least a little background.

How much do you think Homer Simpson earns?

The average pay for a nuclear technician is $64,760, but as has already been mentioned, Mr. Burns is a wee bit stingy. However, you do have to take into account the over 110 other jobs he has held in the course of the series. Some paid handsomely, some paid nothing. Since the Simpsons are lower middle class, three children family, with a single income stream, I think around $50K a year sounds about right. Check the second link for a list of the jobs he's held.

X-men origins: wolverine?

If cylopes?(the guy with red laser in eyes) was in x-men origins:wolverine then why he didn't said that he knows him in 1st movie, and why does he hate's him if wolverine rescued him?

What are the documents required for attestation for family visa in saudi?

my husband has done his diploma of mechanical engg and is now working as general draftsman in al khobar, saudi arabia. Could someone plz tell his what all docs need to be attested by the saudi embassy for taking family visa.??

Interesting case of Academic Dishonesty in High School?

I don't know exactly, since i attend a public school and not an online school, but in the case of my school he would be suspended. We've had people copy essays and submit them as their own. I remember watching my teacher call down the superintendent, hand her a copy of all the essays, and the guy who copied was expelled because he didn't just copy here and there he copied the entire essay. I'm sure he didn't get off scott free. He better get some form of punishment, i find it ridiculous and stupid of someone across the country to hack an account, copy all the work and claim it as his own.

Could this dream mean that I need to be saved? Is God trying to send me a message?

Last night I had a dream that I was sleeping upstairs by myself and I got a few text messages that were mean and evil, I thought, and may have came from the devil. I got scared so I went downstairs where my boyfriend, my mother, and a few other people (possibly my deceased great aunt that was like a second mother, but I can't remember) were all sleeping in a total of two beds. I got in between my boyfriend and someone that I can't remember. I told my mother that I was scared and I wanted to get saved but she said that I couldn't because I had to take care of my grandfather, Homer, who was in a bed in another room but I could see him. The thing is neither one of my grandfathers were named Homer and both died when I was really young so I can't really remember either one. My mother, father, and I are also the only ones that live in the same house so these extra people were very random. My father wasn't in the dream as far as I can remember. My mother was also in a different bed than I, my boyfriend, and someone else that I think may have been my great aunt whom I was very close to when she was alive. I'm 17, almost 18, and my boyfriend is 20. I have been very anxious about getting saved lately (Christian) and I thought maybe God was trying to send me a sign. I am very lost in what to do and I have an absence of feelings about getting saved and I don't know why and I've asked God to help me but I don't know of ay direct sure signs he has sent me. Could this be one? What does this dream mean?

Need transcripts from mumbai university...!!!!?

Yes it is required and there is no other way than to contact the university. If you do not wanna go yourself, check their website, contact a prof, or a junior and ask them the procedure.

Attacking penguins? Car appointing ghosts? Dream interpretation.?

I first need to ask an important question. Why were you not swimming and snuggling with the penguin? The trident was a fork and you probably stole the car when you were all ''blurry''. And I have another question. Where did you see that third eye, and was it brown? And who did the statue stare at? Unfortunately I can't explain the part about the gothic owl, but I'll guess you were high or something. I hope my answers (and questions) explained most of the story! :)

POLL: So...are you convinced yet with the President's birth certificate?

wow that is kinda tripy i am not sure but right now i just want the administration to fix what they say they would fix things have just gotten worse and it is sad

Bioshock 2 Little Sisters, where are they?

So I just bought Bioshock 2 today (Pretty epic game so far) and I'm in the level where you gotta fight you way to the old black lady then either spare her or kill her. I found one sister no problem and collected my ADAMS but the other two (I believe it's 2 because when I finished the level and reached the train it pop'd up with a messaged warning me to go get the other 2 sisters to upgrade my powers) are missing. I opened the map and searched each level but there are no markings indicating where they are. I even heard one in the pawn shop area talking but no matter where I look I can't find her (She's stopped talking as well so I assume she's no longer there). I did find another Big Daddy and killed him but there was no little sister around, do they just pop up randomly? I read that any sisters you don't rescue now move on to the next level, is that what happens? I really don't want to do that entire level all over again >.>

Memory and emotions..?

i have anxiety problems and ive never noticed this before but last night was a very bad night for my anxiety and it took a very long time for me to sleep. and a few seconds ago i just hit the paste button because i was bored and it popped up as a link to a picture from last night which made me remember the anxiousness and that feeling returned extremely quickly and then faded..but even as writing this i can feel the anxiety climbing...the picture is of something completely irrelevant and doesnt have anything to do with the feelings. but when i first experienced the memory and then the flash emotion it was immediate? like the feeling was directly linked to the memory? usually when i remember things i can remember what i felt like but i dont feel like that at the time of remember? i can attest to anxiety breeding anxiety but can memories of anxiety breed anxiety? that seems to make sense right?

I didn't get enough data so, I'm asking again: Who is smarter liberals or conservatives? Take the test to see?

The smart thing to do would be to point out that you are choosing a very poor sampling as first of all it is not sampling conservatives and liberals in general, but those of us silly enough to waste our time here, and second this format allows for people to use multiple accounts to skew the results in one way or another.

My new puppy won't stop crying?

Shes a baby, of course shes attached to you. You are her "mother" and you should be giving her cuddles and lots of fuss. Shes in a new world with you which she will need to get used to. So, you will need to perseevere until she settles in.

Hello,I m an Indian living in UAE on my husbands sponsorship.now i want to work but i hav not done my?

certificates attested.i m physiotherapist & would lik to know the procedure for attestation,& what all certificates to be attested.it will be kind enough if somebody guide me.thank u.

My wife friends has mortgaged her into my marriage?

my wife to be send me a text message that she told her friends about me and how i love her and i have fix ted our court wedding in my country on 21th July 20011 they now told her to be careful of me base the country i came , one of them told my wife that she was in-relationship with a guy from my country who later disappoint her. is like the woman will get away from this marriage if i give chance to her friends.but i love her with passion, you guys everybody come in for my rescue ,what will i do now

Is there a difference between Lucic/Recchi's and Lapierre's taunts?

I don't see a difference. The announcers on TSN mentioned this a few times and how bad the Bruins players were making Julien look after he called out Lapierre for doing the same thing.

Which episode of the simpsons is about alfred hitchkok? i know maggie hits homer with a hammer?

There are a lot of episodes with Alfred Hitchcock refrences in them. You can find the episode you're looking for on the source page.

What is The Odyssey book by Homer about?

It is about a man and his crew coming home from a war across the open sea, with an angry god set against his return. And it is about a good woman being pursued by suitors that want her husband's estate, and how he wins her back.

How many of you own SCHNAUZERS? And what are their names?

I have one that I rescued she was on death row at Lied Animal Shelter. All ratty lookin. They found her on the side of road with her tags but the phone number was scratched and couldnt read it. My other schnauzer was euthanized. from liver failure. And why did the people not check the shelter that lost her? Well now she has a professional haircut and is very healthy. They are the best most loyal dogs in the world in my opinion. And we feed her top of the line Blue Buffalo very expensive but theee best in our opinion!!!!

How to rescue kittens/cats?? HELP!?

Okay, so me and some friends found some baby kittens and a cat. We didnt quite find them but we heard them and saw one. We were told there are 4. And we REALLY want to rescue them but we arent sure how!! HELPPPPP!!!!!!

I was once a genius but now my mind is dull. What can I do to jump start my brain again?

Maybe it was the Prozac? I know that particular medication affects the sex-drive, anyway. May I ask if you've gained a lot of weight since you were a child? Because there have been studies done in the past year that show that overweight people are consistently more mentally dull than a physically fit person of the same age. I've found this to be true for myself; as since I began my diet and excercise regimen a month ago, concentrating and executing tasks is *so* much easier than before.

What bird is best for me?

Get a parakeet.they are small birds,cheap,loving, and are easy to care for.the only problem is that if you give them a mirror,they won't want to leave it,so instead of getting a mirror,just get two birds.it doesnt matter if they are the same family,just make sure they are parakeets.

Pregnant greyhound losing waight.?

Get straight to the vet. A dog that is off it's food is NOT okay in itself let alone all the other things that are happening for this poor thing..

Is my Chinese dwarf hamster okay?

I have just got two male chinese dwarf hamsters today, moses(the okay one) is running about happy and healthy. BUT Homer, (the one im worried about) isnt as active as moses and doesnt really move, other than to hide away under the weel, should i be concerned or is it okay for it to be hiding away, I've only had them for a couple of hours But im just not sure if its okay for it to be shy lol

Which episodes of The Simpsons is this scene?

ths is the one where he tries to start up a business but doesn't know how lol. then he makes a business that does nothing and gets trashed by bill gates. i forget the episode name and all that, but i tihnk that's the one you're looking for lol.

A little poem I found in a cardboard box. Will you read it?

I like the concept of this piece, my problem is with the time reference. You are thinking "about the day we met, etc" yet the glass is still in the box. I don't know, maybe if I stand back and squint it will make more sense to me...

Bike chains how do i fix them?

I have a tony hawk HOMER bike i like to hop curbs and do ramps i thinm i have a loose chain it squeaks and makes other wierd sounds i have had many people tell me its the chain but cant fix it

Novel help? please read...?

she could be at the airport in the bathroom she could have heard the mean guys say they were taking a flight that would give guys time to barely get there to rescue her maybe the portal to the other world can only be reached by being way up in the sky like 15,000 feet or something . but when you come through the portal you land any random place in the area .... the cell could be one of the guys she accidentally had in her pocket from them teaching her how to call the other guy with my favs with his picture to call so she calls .... hope it helps lol

Trying to get close with my brother again after a trauma that occured thirty years ago?

In 1981, my eight-year-old brother Andrew was kidnapped by a family acquaintance and held hostage for three weeks. During this time, he was routinely beaten and sexually abused by his captor. He was also burned with boiling water and forced to listen while his captor made crank calls to our family pretending to be the police, telling us that Andrew had been found. He was rescued after three weeks. It had taken that long to track him down because his captor had them moving around all the time. It's strange to me how a period of time as short as three weeks could destroy so many lives, and leave so many still broken after thirty years. Andrew's body recovered from the trauma, but his mind never healed. The Andrew that came back to us was not the Andrew we had previously known. Before the trauma, Andrew was very social and outgoing. We were only two years apart and always very close. I never had any other brothers or sisters. He was a sweet little boy with a good sense of humor, and, being an older sister, I teased him constantly. Not meanly, but in a playful way. He is the most ticklish person to ever walk planet Earth, and as a little kid he loved it when I tickled his feet. We wrestled and play-fought and just enjoyed being with each other. When he came back, everything changed. Andrew had always been close to me and my parents also, but after he came back he acted like he couldn't even stand the sight of us. I could never understand that. I thought he should be happy to be back with us, people who loved him. He told me when he was older that I was a stranger to him and that there was a gulf separating him from everyone else. He was resentful that other people hadn't been where he had been. When he first came back and started beng like that, I tried so hard to bring him back. I tickle-attacked him like I used to and even though he squirmed and laughed just the same, he didn't enjoy it at all. He wouldn't wrestle either, and didn't seem to want to be around me at all. He did well in school and never had issues with drugs and alcohol, he's been successful in life and has a wife and kids, but for the past thirty years you can tell that something in him is just gone. Something inside him died all those years ago and, despite this, I still hope so hard that I can bring him back. I still see him and our children play together, but that confidence is gone. He underwent counseling as a child and teen but it didn't help him and he doesn't see anyone anymore. I encourage him to see someone about his depression and the pain he still feels but he says it wouldn't make any difference. I'm sorry this post is so long but I just don't know what to do to help him. He's physically healthy and financially stable, but I want to be close to him again and my parents want the same. Is there anything I can do to bring him back, to make us all just a little closer?

Great movies you've seen recently that are not very well known?

I saw this movie that I really liked called Alice. It is a sci fi channel original movie and although those normally stink big time this one was actually quite good. It was kinda creepy but I still liked it.

It's logical that((GOD))ALLAH has create many religions that we vie between each other who is the right one?

No. Gods are imaginary, including yours. Next time try not to beg the question. For people who claim to be all about submission, Muslim apologists certainly are the most presumptuous bunch I can think of.

Help with xp antivirus 2012?

I got that rouge security software from somewhere and when I go on safe mode with networking, it even stoppes me from getting on the internet from there, How can I remove it, I reciently downloaded a copy of malwarebytes but it will not run. Plus my copy of Kapersky Rescue Disk 10 has corrupted files. Can anyone help? Plus you don't have to answer this but can I sue this company?

How can i stop my cat messing in my neighbours garden?

my cat is using my neighbours garden as a toilet. I have used everything on the market. He is a rescue cat and getting on now, I dont want to send him back just because my neighbour is complaining about him, it is him she has saw him......

How can I sleep at night?

So I'm in 7th grade and I just can't sleep! I've had this problem for a few months now...I always read before bed and sleep with a small light on. If it makes a difference I do have a lot of fears like murderers and burglars etc. Sometimes I know it's because I wasn't stimulated enough but on some days (like today) I do exercise etc... Right now it's 1 am and I went swimming 5 hours straight today! I eat healthy and am in pretty good physical condition. One of the things that sometimes effects it is if anyone else in my house is awake. If my parents are awake then I can usually sleep. I don't take medicine except sometimes natural things like Rescue. If I'm up all night I'll usually watch videos on my laptop or something. But I really want to sleep already!! If you could suggest something it would be a great help.

Anyone try the dog anxiety vest for separation anxiety?

If it is a compression vest - I have seen them work wonders with dogs afraid of thunder or fireworks - probably worth a try.

Power of attrorney documents needed?

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Name of Christian Music Song?

For the life of me i cant figure out a certain song that is played in a local church i am in. Some of the words are" The same power that conquered the grave lives in me" lives in me" Your love that rescued the earth. Please help

Immigration question on removing conditions from your green card?

I am preparing to submit an application to remove "conditions" from my wife's green card I-751. Do you know if the letters from friends attesting to our marriage have to be notorized?

What are your favorite small, medium and large breeds?

I dont really like small dogs but I would have to say a beagle, border collie for meduim dog, and a husky for a large dog.

What does "engage in mock-hostile banter" mean in the etymology explanation of signify?

It means that you say insulting things to a friend who knows they are not really insulting. "Banter" means to talk back and forth, "hostile" means angry or mean, and "mock" means fake, not real. So for example, you say something joking to your friend and he say some joking insult back at you.

I agree with this message from the I.D.M.R School of Research. Do you think it's true?

Yes, there is a lot of truth to it. In a sense, what he is saying is that pride leads to folly. When there is folly, often pride is somewhere in the midst of it.

How can we be sure that God inspired men to write the Bible, and it wasn't just men that wrote it?

SOME will say because the BIBLE itself tells us it was inspired by God. I can just as easily say that GOD inspired this answer. Such an assertion doesn't make it true!

Will he be okay? (2o characters) ?

It is supposto rain tonight and I didnt have a shelter for my 3 year old, so I built him a nice little stall in my garage (great ventilation) , I made sure I completely horse proofed it the only straw I had is kind of dusty, I think, and I gave him a hay net a salt lick and tonss of water . I'm worried that when he's done his hay he will eat the straw and get sick, he was a rescue and is under weight by not that much, but I still have to fatten him up a bit , will he get sick if he eats the straw?

Please Help! I really need opinions and help naming my new dog!?

Okay, I recently rescued a German Shepherd/Husky Mix out of a bad situation. He is gorgeous! Jet Black with white running up the insides of his legs/chest with ice blue eyes. He looks like a lanky wolf. I was pretty much set on the name Fluke but the more I call him by that name the more I don't like it. His original name was "Stampy" which is just awful! The only names I like that I can think of that rhymes with that is Riley and Rocky (both sorta over used). I would really love any ideas yall have. I'd like to name him something that 'goes with him'. Either a Indian/Wolfish etc. name or Southern (TX) names would be great too. My family has tried to help out and the names they came up with (that I remember) are Kobe, Kodah, Frost, Grits, Grizz, Banjo, and Rio. Anyways, of course I'll choose his name based on what fits him best I'm just stuck and need some help! Thanks yall!

Hypothetically Speaking: if one was to overdose & end up brain damaged would they care?

Again, hypothetically speaking: what if someone overdosed accidentally, of course, on sleeping pills and was rescued in time and lived but suffered the effects of brain damage. Would they know that something was wrong? Would they even care? Like would they really have the mental capacity to know that they were brain damaged? Or would they basically be like a walking vegetable floating around in some mental limbo?

Does where you live really make that much of a difference (Should I move)?

I'm the same way man. And I thought moving somewhere else would change things but I see the same idiots everywhere. It's not so much an age thing as it is maturity. Maybe you should just try and find people who share your interest. I'm sure there's more people who are like you in your area. Moving is a big step and probably won't change anything.

New found Christian. Need help on Biblical Article?

tl;dr . My advice is shorten it up a bit if you want anyone to pay attention....especially if its a powerpoint.

What Simpson Episode?

What episode was it when Homer Simpson skiing down the mountain and then thinks about Flanders in the red suit??

What breed and how old is this puppy (8 pics)?

He looks like a jack russell mix very cute. but determining a dogs age is by the teeth and if there is a full mouth of em and some are loose or come loose soon he wont get very large. if he has few teeth and more are coming in he is young like 8 wks old. paw size will give you better size as adult. big paws on a puppy means big dog as adult and will mean the puppy is youger like 6 wks or less. smaller paws 8 to 10 weeks old. Thank you for rescuing him and I hope you keep him and he grows to be a great dog for you! Note if he has big paws then the heeler or lab mix even pit is possible.

Is there a homerun bug in mlb 2k11?

im playing my player mode and my power is up to 90 for both lefty and righty. im in the second season after getting called to the majors.in my first season i hit 35 homers in 60 games this season i have 22 homers in 55 games and they are almost all in the park. now to the best part, when i get a pitch i like and hit it far it sounds like a home run and the announcer says back back back and gone my guy starts trotting and the baserunners if any start slow walking then all of the sudden the outfielder catches it at the warning track like a half a foot from the fence. does anyone know if this is a bug or something or has anyone had this problem? its really pissing me off cuz i cant get a homer for the life of me

Does the professional credibility of a believer persuade you?

The only reason I call myself an atheist is because I read about and studied religion. I know it's mythology and I understand the rationale for belief in god. It doesn't matter what degrees a theist has, if they don't have viable evidence to support their claims, then their arguments are just as useless as any other theist argument.

Hyper new dog, idiotic mother, dog training shows? Please read.?

Well when the dog starts to get hyper get chain and throw it on the ground near the dogs hind legs. This distracts the dog and gets it to pay attention to the chain and then forgets about being hyper. Reward her when she doesn't start acting hyper again. Hope this helps

My dog killed a kitten?

I have a rescue dog, Had it for nearly two years now. We ended up with it as originally we fostered it for a friend who runs a rescue centre till it could be sent to the RSPCA to be re-homed. The dog hates being confined anywhere, which is why we took it. It was being kept in a centre and was driving them crazy barking all the time. Well, the dog went to the rspca who kept it confined (they were supposed to be sending to a foster home) which made it play up and they said it cant be re-homed and must be put down. We told them we would take it back rather than put it down, and so have had it since. The dog is a bit of an escape artist, jumps high fences, slips his lead/collar/harness and runs amok in general. It dislikes other dos, HATES cats (we have some) and if it sees any animal smaller than itself turns into a bully.It escaped off its coller and chain last night (during the day it stays out back on a chain as it escapes otherwise) and ran to our neighbors farm (over the road) my hubby went after it, went into their yard and noticed a small kennel with kittens. He closed the door, but left it open a bit in case the mother came back. Our dog ran past, saw the kittens pulled them all out shook, 2 of them, then killed the 3rd. My hubby tried to get him off the kitten, but every-time he went near, the dog snapped at him. He eventually managed to get his lead on and dragged him off (too late for the poor kitten though). We are at our wits end now. We cant keep the dog indoors because of our cats plus young children, and the dogs hate being confined in a room. We cant confine this dog as it will escape (our other dog does not) and as we live in a farming community, if it goes near or harasses any other animals, it will probably end up shot. I think we should get shot asap, hubby wants to try and train the dog, but is busy on a farm and does not really have the time. Does anyone have any advice/suggestions? Thank you

Im a Scorpio, whats up with me?

Yes, anyone with Sun, Mars or Scorpio Rising has the War thing going on and the hyper-awareness of people watching. You probably have Water Prominent in your Chart with that you would feel things on another level. Perhaps a Grand Triune in Water (Planets in Scorp Cancer and Pisces) would give you hyper-awareness of spiritual things. My Husband has his Sun in Scorpio and he believes in Reincarnation and was a Navy Seal in Vietnam. He is quiet but very intense.. You see that stuff more when you are young. Try to remember it so you can refer back to it for transformative experiences. You can email me if you want

Are all Baptist churches against alcohol consumption?

I have been researching Baptist churches and I think I might like to try one out, but I am concerned that they ALL may be against alcohol. I enjoy having an occasional drink, have a mini home bar, and am somewhat of a wine connoisseur. I am by no means an alcoholic, but I do enjoy an occasional social drink and sharing a bottle of wine with friends when they visit, etc. Are there any Baptists in here who can attest to the views of the Baptist church on this subject? I seem to get mixed messages about this online. Does it depend on each individual church?

What should I name my cat!?

I rescued an 8 month old male grey and black tabby cat. He is really sweet and affectionate and is blind in his left eye. I need to find him a name, please help.

I got an offer from qatar company but my job is in their site in dubai..?

you need to get a UAE visa stamped and it generally takes 3-6months to get a employment entry permit.

The Odyssey by Homer?

I don't know about quotes, but he cheated on his wife with Circe of Aeaea, I believe. He lost a lot of men by staying the cave with the Cyclopes. He was arrogant in telling the Cyclopes his real name, whilst he was sailing away from the island.

Christians, help me understand...?

Well, I do say I am against people who get intimate before marriage,because the Lord is against it both. The problem with gay people is that they always want to change things to have their way and it always hurt somebody else. LIke the movement now, they are hurting kids by adopting them and raising them up in that kind of environment. That is wrong, so their life styles is hurting others. They also flaunt their relationship in your face. People who live together or what ever, do not flaunt their relationship at all. Talking about it and flaunting it is very different you know.

Would you be willing to let a person who cheats in school be senior class president?

So for 2012 the senior class president was running against me in the election and I lost honestly. That in itself i don't mind at all. But for years this person has been cheating on every single test we have in school and I know several people who can attest to this. I don't feel comfortable at all about letting such a fraudulent person being president. So should I write the school a letter or just ignore it? In the end I'm going to pick what I think is right but I would like to hear other peoples arguement.